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An offer from a bloke named Ken
Another octogenarian
Nobody wants to fuck
I don’t want romance, I don’t want love
No calling birds or turtledoves
Curse my fucked-up stars above
Nobody wants to fuck
Nobody wants to fuck me
Nobody wants to fuck
I have an enormous penis and limitless cash
My other car’s a porsche - how flash
Forgive me for being a little bit brash, but
Nobody wants to fuck
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths
I’d mop up all your cum
I hope you’ll forgive the pun,
My cock is cocked like a loaded gun
All I want’s a little fun, but
Nobody wants to fuck
My tail between my legs is tucked
My cock and balls remain unsucked
A hard cock and even harder luck
Looks like nobody wants to fuck
Nobody wants to fuck me
Nobody wants to fuck
I think we have real chemistry
I got all 11 of my GCSEs
Is there something wrong with me?
Nobody wants to fuck
If I had all the world and time
I’d take you out for a soda and lime
Your shyness, then, would be no crime
But I’m only here for the grime
Too bad nobody wants to fuck
North, South, East or West
I swipe right, the whole world swipes left
I’ve got a load to get off my chest,
I want to get a load on my chest
Do your very best,
Nobody wants to fuck
Nobody wants to screw me
Nobody wants to do me
I’ve got a penis like an active volcano
A PHD and a massive braino
I shouldn’t have to explaino,
All I want’s a fuck
She walks in beauty like the night
Enwrought with gold and silver light
I toss off alone by candlelight
Nobody wants to fuck
F-U-C-K
Partly straight and partly gay
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Nobody wants to fuck
Nobody wants to fuck me
Nobody wants to fuck
My cock is like an atomic bomb
Twice as large as old King Kong
This isn’t your typical lovesong
Nobody wants to fuck
