Whether you’re hairless or hirsute
Dressed head to toe in a hair suit
I speak the truth
All bodies are beautiful
Whether you’re doughy with a dad bod
Or a washboard ab bod
You’re a handsome sod
All bodies are beautiful
All bodies are beautiful, friends
All bodies are great
Do not feel ashamed of your weight
Polish off that dinner plate
Have one After Eight or eight
All bodies are beautiful
Whether you’re apple or pear-shaped
Rectangle or square-shaped
You really shouldn’t care, mate
All bodies are beautiful
Whether you’re a ga-zelle like Gi-zelle
Or a human colossus
Hippopotamus, rhinoceros
All bodies are beautiful
All bodies are beautiful, friends
All bodies are hot
Whether you’re slimthick, skinnyfat, thin or thot
Get out there and show them what you’ve got
I promise I haven’t lost the plot
All bodies are beautiful
Whether you’re a powerhouse or a porterhouse
A mammoth or a mouse
As flat as a flat
Or as wide as a house
All bodies are beautiful
Whether you have long saggy tits
Or an ironing board arse
Whether you’re an hourglass or a pint glass
Stretch marks, birth marks
All bodies are beautiful
All bodies are beautiful, friends
That much is true
It’s a fact that’s irrefutable, friends
All bodies are beautiful, friends
All bodies are beautiful, friends
And that means you
Pitch black or pale
Flamboyant or frail
Alb-eye-no, alb-ee-no,
Sumo or chemo
Sixpacker or kegger
De Vito or Schwarzenegger
Massive schlong or micropenis
I really, really, really mean this
All bodies are beautiful, friends
And that means you
